Miss this already! (also I was scrolling through my camera roll and was impressed by my eye control) tyleroakley
Okay here it goes:
Straight sex: boy puts large thingy in girl’s deep hole (any of the holes you want) and theres some boob action probably and some furniture may break and just please dont stare at the boy’s eyes when he comes it may hypnotize you and cause you to enter a state of unconciousness oh and if you feel like your stomach is fluttering and about to explode thats probably because you need some pizza so stop him right there and call dominos
Gay sex: boys puts thingy in the other boys hole and then you just stay there with his thingy inside you until you have to poop really bad then you may ask him to finish the coitus also dont use maple syrup as lube use body gel instead so you kill two birds in one shot and you make sure your partner cleans your insides
Lesbian sex: girl spreads her legs open naked and other girl approaches her mouth to the v and whispers nasty things to it like ‘so you like sex mmm do you like it very much mmm you filthy vagina’ and thats how the oral sex works and if you dont want oral sex just put your vagina on her vagina and move like you were riding a horse but no more like if you were riding a bull yes this is great
And thats how sex works.